Weren't Superbowl ads heavily hyped up years ago? I remember being in my early teens ( and or right before that, I don't know. I've done a lot of drugs) , and always being irritated by some people (read women) who didn't give a crap about sports remotely, yet were insistent on being at a mega-huge Superbowl party (to annoy their husband I assume) proclaiming "I watch for the commercials more than I watch for the game! They're really good during the superbowl!
They spend LOTS of money on superbowl ads! Did you know that?"
Yea! So anyway, I'm guessing these bitches all stopped caring about the Superbowl completely by this point right? When I was 10 years old or so, I seem to recall flocking to school to argue with the other school children about which Superbowl commercial was the best out of all of them, and how we couldn't wait to get out of middle school and into the corporate world so we could earn enough cash to buy the products and thus give the company more money to spend on even more spectacular Superbowl advertising!
So, less than 15 hours later, the only one I remember at all, was the one with David Letterman talking about how after the game he was gonna bag Oprah Winfrey without a rubber.
Best part is, that was a commercial for a tv show ON CBS, so no exuberant amount of money was even spent to put it on (I also doubt they had to spend any money on getting Oprah do to the spot either, because lets face it, when you're going to be neck-deep in David Letterman spunk after the game anyway, what would you even need money for?)
Also, the people that love to hate Peyton Manning, are going to hate him even more now. Its like the guy raped some people's mothers I swear to god. I've never seen one player get so much wrath for reasons I can't figure out at all. At least when juggernauts like Michael Jordan or Derek Jeter were hated by fans of other teams, they had a bunch of championships to wave in peoples faces. All Manning has done (until yestarday) is a lot of commercials (and break QB records, but why give props for that? pfft).
To conclude, this blog was pretty uninspired and I'm really just bored. But superbowl blah blahblahblahblah.
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