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Friday, March 30, 2007

Dane Cook? More Like Dane Sucks!


Dane Cook really sucks.

Dane Cook really really really sucks.

If there's something that sucks more than Dane Cook, I'm not sure what it is.

If you're not a female under the age of 23 or a relative of Dane Cook's, there really is no excuse for not realizing that Dane Cook sucks.

If Dane Cook sucked any more than he does now, he'd have to change his name to Dane Sucky Suck Shit Sucker.

Its hard to imagine that Dane Sucky Suck Shit Sucker would be a person who actually sucks more than Dane Cook.

Dane Cook is in better shape than me. He still manages to suck.

Watching Dane Cook perform his stand up comedy is a lot like finding out you have brain cancer. Nothing funny about it, and if you live through it, you'll probably be dumber.

This is all I have to say on this topic.

Love,
Seth

27 comments:

Melysa Lynch said...

(scratches head) I can't seem to figure out why you hate Dane Cook so much even though you've explained? Aside from his obnoxious, boisterous laugh, I still can't put it together. Okay, so you hate his humor and his jokes suck, but, I kind of think they're funny...so, don't look down on this Dane Cook fan over here because I'm older than 23. Actually, I'm 26, some white, rapper guys girlfriend, and out of shape.

Anonymous said...

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well that explains it.....you're an idiot whore

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Anonymous said...

Yeah he's not funny, and he likes to be controversial to get noticed. The young ladies only like him because he's cute. I think the same could be said for some actors and singers out there that aren't very good but get by on their looks...

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