The Geese Strike Back

So, in my last blog post I talked about the abundance of Geese in my apt complex, the atmosphere of terror they create, etc etc etc.....

I concluded the blog stating that by exposing the danger of Geese, I should probably fear for my life. Well this morning I got in my car on the way to work, and what do I see on my passenger side window? A HUGE glob of Goose-poop.

A warning shot from these winged demons. The Goose population has made the biggest mistake of their lives by forcing me to swallow my fears and learn to confront them. If they want a war they got a war. I'm not stupid enough to broadcast my battle plans via cyberspace (lets face it, my blog readership is so vast and widespread that this would be the riskiest of maneuvers) BEFORE I carry them out, but I will broadcast this message:

Dear Geese,
You've had your time. Its bad enough you've rigged every national and local election for the past 100 years, created a standards and practices within our entertainment industry that has limited us to nothing but horrible horrible sitcoms and stupid movies since the early 60's(thats right, The World According To Jim is a Goose-created pile of dung in hopes they can dumb us down to ease their takeover), and now you want to own my blog? Well fuck you guys. I will not take this lying down. Give me liberty or give me death. One for all and all for one. When the going gets tough, the Geese will get their ACE kicked!!!!

Love, Seth

I'm sure you've all seen the movie 300 by now (sorry) and if the make-believe version of the Spartans can beat the Persians with only 300 soldiers in a completely imaginary battle, who's to say I can't carry out a war thats equally as boring and pointless? (you heard it here first, 300 is nothing but a cross between pointless action scenes from The Transporter 2 and a bunch of stupid spears and swords from Lord Of The Rings, the only difference is, The Transporter was actually entertaining)