Joba Chamberlain
We all know he's a great guy.
BUT....
is he better than Jesus?????
Consider the following facts about Joba Chamberlain:
- He throws baseballs really fast
- Unlike a man with a similar name, Jaba The Hut, he has legs
- He is magic
- He once saved a whole fleet of babies from a burning building just by throwing fastballs at it
- He found Bin Laden several weeks ago
- He invented the internet
- Kanye West lost an MTV award to him
- He's not as fat as Tyra Banks
- Wears number 62 because its the number of diseases he's cured (by throwing baseballs at them)
- He's not OJ Simpson
- He's developed a combustion engine that runs on nothing but the sense of joy people get by thinking about Joba Chamberlain
- He's an excellent tipper
- His trusty sidekick, Shelly Duncan, made this picture happen
