For reasons non existent other than boredom and the severe oddballness that exists in my DNA, me and my brother had a debate over the pro's and con's of Canada.
my brother: canada really sucks
me: i dunno
my brother: have they ever been in a war?
me: they produced some pretty cool stuff. see zack
this is why you're so lost in life.
if anything, not being in a war, is a positive thing that a country can do, not a negative
my brother: THIS is not why i'm lost in life. there are plenty of other reasons why instead of not knowing much about canada
me: lol
me: well u said they have no wars like thats a bad thing
my brother: yeah.. but if they've never been in a war then how do they know what they are capable of
me: thats a bad perspective
my brother: every country has wars
me: lol
me: not canada
my brother: exactly
me: u just disproved your own point
me: lol
my brother: so they can't even be a country
me: lol
my brother: why doesn't someone just go and take them over
my brother: really.. it's a big piece of land, there would be no resistance
me: if we left bush in office long enough
my brother: lol
me: i'm sure we'd get to that
me: but
my brother: one day
me: lets discuss the pro's and cons of canada
me: and see who can come up with more
me: pro - steve nash came from canada
my brother: a bunch of canadians are gonna come down to america on a surprise attack and just go nuts
my brother: con- it's really cold
me: pro - there are no wars
my brother: con- they can't figure out what language they speak up there
me: pro - free healthcare
my brother: con- there national symbol is a leaf
me: pro - they are america's hat, and hats are pretty cool
my brother: con- they are american's toupee and toupee's are really not cool
me: pro - mike myers, who's done some cool movies
my brother: con- avril lavigne came from canada.. and that bitch just annoys the shit out of me with her shitty music
me: pro - terrance and phillip are funny
my brother: con- terrance and phillip came from america technically... they are not real and are created by americans making fun of canada
my brother: so that's why there funny
me: u got me there
my brother: haha
me: pro - maple syrup, wtf would u put on pancakes without it?
my brother: con- canada sucks
me: pro - it doesn't
me: i guess we'll never know the answer to this
